Finally, the Vols are Unpredictable on Offense!
Friday, September 30th, 2005For years, Tennessee Vol fans have been clamoring for some unpredictability on offense.
- “They always run the same plays.”
- “They’re so predictable!”
- “If I know what plays they’re going to run, don’t you think a million dollar coach on the other side knows, too?”
Well, be careful what you ask for.
Everyone from Joe Vol Fan on the corner of Cumberland Avenue to the national pre-season pollsters predicted UT’s offense would light it up this year. Even Head Coach Phillip Fulmer got into the act, saying, “I don’t know who the quarterback will be, but I know it will be a good one.”
Well, maybe this was all just part of Offensive Coordinator Randy Sanders’ diabolical scheme. Just when he had everyone thinking the Vol offense would score on every play, he threw us a curve.
The Vols’ offense against UAB stunk. Receivers dropped balls, running backs and quarterbacks fumbled. They stuttered and sputtered.
Well, that was just a fluke. Surely.
But Game 2 against Florida was more of the same, and the first half of the LSU game was the absolute pinnacle of futility.
And just when we were all finally convinced that our beloved Volunteer offense wasn’t as we predicted, Sanders threw us a change-up. Rick Clausen, Gerald Riggs, and the rest of the offensive unit tore it up, torching LSU for 30 second-half (and overtime) points.
So which Volunteer offense will take the field against Ole Miss this Saturday afternoon? And will it play the whole game, or just a half?
Who knows? But Vol fans finally have the unpredictability that they’ve been craving for for years.
I’ll say it again: Be careful what you ask for.