The Tennessee Volunteers Are Only Mostly Dead
Something really struck me while I was writing this post.
WARNING! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SHOCKING NEWS:
The Tennessee Volunteers are not dead yet. Okay, so maybe they’re mostly dead, but as Miracle Max said in The Princess Bride, “There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.”
But before I get to that, here are the top ten horses after Week Six:
Okay, so here’s what happened this past weekend. Ohio State, who lost to Penn State, and Tennessee dropped out of the top ten, and Miami consequently moved up two spots to No. 6. California dropped out after losing to UCLA, and Alabama consequently moved up behind Miami. LSU found itself back in the hunt at No. 8, and newcomers Notre Dame and Penn State entered the race at Nos. 9 and 10 respectively.
Tennessee tumbled all the way to No. 18 after losing to the Georgia Bulldogs.
Not to say the drop is unjustified at all, but really, look at their schedule:
- Lost at Florida when the Gators were ranked No. 7.
- Won at LSU when the Tigers were ranked No. 4.
- Lost against Georgia when the Bulldogs were ranked No. 4.
- Scheduled to play Alabama (currently No. 7) next and Notre Dame (currently No. 9) later.
If (and yes, it’s a big if) the Volunteers can win against Alabama and Notre Dame, they will have won three of five games against top ten opponents. Is that really the end of the world as we know it? What if Notre Dame can upset USC this weekend at South Bend? (Okay, okay, I know. If they beat USC, we haven’t got a chance against them, but dream with me, won’t you?)
Yes, Tennessee’s two losses will have been against SEC East opponents Florida and Georgia and will have cost them any shot at an SEC or even an SEC East title. And because of that, they have no chance at the Rose Bowl. But they should still be able to get back into the top ten with quality wins against the Crimson Tide and the Irish.
Of course, with the way the Vols have been playing, predicting any win is a risky proposition, but the point remains:
The Volunteers are only mostly dead.
See the Race to the Rose Bowl from the beginning:
November 12th, 2005 at 11:46 pm
[...] Week Six [...]
November 12th, 2005 at 11:48 pm
[...] The Tennessee Volunteers drop out of the top 25 altogether after losing to the Crimson Tide. The Vols are now officially more than just mostly dead; they are really most sincerely dead. [...]
November 13th, 2005 at 12:03 am
[...] Week Six [...]
November 22nd, 2005 at 12:48 am
[...] Week Six [...]
November 29th, 2005 at 12:19 am
[...] Week Six [...]
January 12th, 2006 at 10:24 pm
[...] They’re merely mostly dead. [...]
January 12th, 2006 at 10:35 pm
[...] Tennessee, of course, suffered a “crippling loss” against the Georgia Bulldogs last Saturday, but as I said earlier, while the Rose Bowl is out of the question, they’re merely mostly dead. [...]
January 12th, 2006 at 10:38 pm
[...] The Tennessee Volunteers enjoy an off week this weekend. Well, enjoy might not be the right word, but they’re off. As I said before, even though their loss to the Georgia Bulldogs did some serious damage to their hopes and dreams for the season, they’re really only mostly dead, which means they’re still partly alive. [...]
January 12th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
[...] Week Six [...]
January 15th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
[...] The Tennessee Volunteers drop out of the top 25 altogether after losing to the Crimson Tide. The Vols are now officially more than just mostly dead; they are really most sincerely dead. [...]
March 30th, 2006 at 7:36 am
[...] Spring. Hope’s eternal. Program only mostly dead. Reanimation? [...]
July 28th, 2006 at 12:02 am
[...] The Vols were now more than just mostly dead; they were really most sincerely dead. [...]