No kidding, man sues because he looks like Michael Jordan
Okay, so it’s not UT sports, but this is just ludicrous.
Allen Heckard of Portland, Oregon is suing Michael Jordan and Nike founder Phil Knight for $832M. Why? Because Heckard has been mistaken as Michael Jordan nearly every day over the past 15 years, and he’s tired of it.
Everybody now, “Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa,” (which remains very difficult to type to this day — go ahead and try it.)
I trust that Orson will be suing Laurence Fishburne, Peter will be suing Donald Trump, Kyle will be suing some actor he’s never heard of, and Doug, well, Doug will be suing Elle McPhereson.
Peter was right. The MyHeritage face recognition site is pure gold. Use it to generate your own nine figure lawsuits.
For the record, Michael Douglas should expect papers from me within the week.
