Alternative cover art for SEC media guides
GoVolsXtra.com’s John Adams dreams up his own ideas for Media Guide cover art for each SEC school. For instance:
- Kentucky: A picture of a football as the centerpiece with a small picture of a deflated basketball in the left-hand corner, and the SEC East basketball standings in the right corner: 1, Tennessee; 2, Florida; 3, Kentucky.
The headline: “We’re Not A Basketball School Anymore.”
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- Ole Miss: Half the cover is a picture Ole Miss fans partying in the Grove before the game. The other half is a picture of opposing fans partying in the Grove after the game.
The headline: “It’s Only A Game.”
Nice twist on the old “we’re not an X, Y, Z school anymore,” and the Ole Miss jab is just precious.
Here’s mine for Florida:
A full body image of quarterback Chris Leak being hammered by an oversized Urban Meyer into a round hole at the 50 yard line, with shaved-off slivers of the image curling off to each of the four sides to accommodate the fit. Tim Tebow is warming up in the background.
The headline: “Round peg. Round hole.”
If you could animate the thing, he’d be springing up out of the ground like a greased jackrabbit, sort of like Michael Jackson suddenly appearing out of a cloud of smoke at Superbowl XXVII.
What are your ideas?
